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很久很久以前

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我们是宝宝宅急便

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总部位在送子鸟山

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送宝宝到家是一项荣誉和特权

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这是我们的天职，我们的核心信仰

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我们存在不可或缺的动力

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这个行业很辛苦

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这是我们的挑战

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是我们的神圣使命

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无论多么难搞或无理

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多么残忍、严峻、折磨或野蛮

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我们都会战胜逆境

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抓到你了

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优先通行权

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- 注意右边
- 左边

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自行车道

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谢天谢地我们不再干这苦差事了

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那里，在那里

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问题在于

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送宝宝没赚头

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新手机来了

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幸好送子鸟改行
替全家福网购送包裹

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（全家福网购）

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哩厚

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阿凯，你好帅气

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这家伙很上道

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（全家福）

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完美落地，打卡下班

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你不是盖的

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蛤？100万件包裹？太夸张了

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我感觉才送了20件

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朱尼尔，你要不要庆功？

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好主意，我该办庆功趴

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大家这周末要干嘛？有空吗？

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我跟老婆要庆祝结婚周年

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我周末要去看小孩打球

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家族聚会，全家族要来

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只是礼貌性问一下

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早就料到你们都是大忙人

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有变数的话叩我，我乔一下行程

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但我超忙的，先走一步罗

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盖厉害喔，兄弟

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谢了，马屁鸽

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看这是我马子

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- 她在加拿大
- 是喔

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她移民了

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- 我没乱掰喔
- 好

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你看她嘛

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- 她是真有其鸟
- 好棒棒

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你们听说罗杰的事没？

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欧麦尬，你还好吧？

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蛤？我是说…我有说我马子的事？

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老板要见你

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夯董要见我？

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好，全神贯注，朱尼尔

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夯董好，最近忙不忙啊？

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不，太假了

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夯董，幸…会…了

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不，太死板了，自然一点，重来

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幸会了

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我哪根筋不对？

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朱尼尔

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夯董

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了我办公室干嘛装玻璃窗

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明知道鸟看不见玻璃？

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阿灾

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老子爽

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18年前我拯救所有送子鸟

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脱离了宝宝宅急便

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改送快递包裹

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下个星期一开送子鸟大会

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董事会将宣布让我升官

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我会当上董事长

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这么一来你就会当上…

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老板

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老板

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酷喔，酷毙了

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张大眼睛欣赏一下你的管区

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- 对
- 张更大

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正点，好过瘾

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想当老板就要看个清楚

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就算瞎了也值得

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知道当老板的最大挑战是啥？

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- 直视太阳？
- 错，那又不难

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对员工要像朋友或冷漠神秘？

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永远要冷漠神秘，你是怎样？

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- 拍谢
- 不，挑战是处理…

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那玩意

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孤儿小丽？

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我搞糊涂了

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了为何我们不再送宝宝了吗？

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因为现在有太多撇步能获得宝宝？

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也是，但还有其他原因

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18年前我们还在送人类婴儿时

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有个叫老贾的送子鸟

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失心疯，想暗扛宝宝

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弄破了小丽的导航灯

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- 那安捏
- 她家地址不见了

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我们只能回收她

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我的宝宝

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当下我就想通
做宝宝宅急便没有前途

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孤儿小丽刚满18岁
这表示我们终于能甩掉她

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把她送回人类世界

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- 但她又不添麻烦
- 是吗？

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看看我们的业绩表

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（会计年度）

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- 我最爱业绩长红
- 我也是

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好耶

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高点都是小丽请年假、事假或病假时

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低点都是她拚命帮忙时

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酷喔，我会甩掉她，包在我身上

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万一她打死不走怎么办？

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毫不留情的开除她

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真的假的？

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你想周一当上老板的唯一条件

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就是要赶走孤儿小丽

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再说明白点，开除她

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遵命，我会搞定

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长官的指示明明白白，小的听清楚了

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不好意思，孤儿小丽？

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朱尼尔？

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你在跟我说话？

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对，孤儿小丽

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你没跟我说过话耶

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改变从今天开始，孤儿小丽

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叫我小丽就好，不要加孤儿啦

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我有好多问题想请教你

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那你快下来，我们能聊个痛快

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好，立马下去

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我朋友一起喔

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我们现在就飞下去

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蛤？不行，鹌鹑、鸵鸟和鸡都不会飞

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错，现在会了

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她要帮我们圆梦

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- 没错，鸡米花
- 赞啦

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建议你们搭吊桶，没啥好丢脸的

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- 我们决定不搭吊桶
- 等等，啥米？

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小丽就拍逗阵

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我们是同一挂，她是怪胎

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- 别毒舌，她是…
- 她太歹命

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说了就算了

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一定会很刺激的

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倒数

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3、2、1

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成功了，我们在飞耶

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好耶

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赞啦

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太慢了，我要快一点

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不行，鸡米花，等等

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不行，不行

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这是我人生最棒的一天了

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我在飞耶

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我出运啦

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- 鸡米花，不要
- 别挡路

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鸡米花，不行

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我的梦想怎么变得惨不忍睹

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接到了

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好

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我掉下去了

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惨了，惨了

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老天

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看样子还好嘛

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我来搞定…搞不定啦

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对不起，真是对不起

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我确实拍逗阵，我只是想帮忙

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要死啦

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小丽，我有消息告诉你

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你先听我说

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你来祝我生日快乐，超贴心的

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好像雪中送炭

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揪甘心

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你真是好人

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但拍谢，我打断你

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你要跟我说什么？

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老天

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我有个大好消息告诉你

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你恢复自由了

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这话什么意思？

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意思是你被开除了

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什么？

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你被…

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你还好吧？

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重来一次，你被…

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你太赞了

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真的吗？

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可是我刚炸掉大半个工厂

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对喔

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世事难料

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反正嘛…

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我决定分派一个部门让你负责

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你是信件收发部的新主管

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我都不知道我们还有收信

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有喔

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00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,186
这部门就交给你

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00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,194
遵命，我会很拚的

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爱拚才会赢

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- 喔耶，给它拚了
- 拼下去

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第一条守则是什么？

199
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全家福大放送

200
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,363
- 错，是绝不能离开这个房间
- 是喔

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我还以为会比较响亮

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- 必胜
- 不要演了

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第一条守则，绝不能离开这个房间

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既然这样…

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闷啊，闷啊

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00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,933
（东京　纽约）

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00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,805
那你怎么通勤的？

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搭吊桶

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00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,568
我也是，超塞的

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对啊

211
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,319
有听说小三和小王的事？

212
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,741
啥米？

213
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,579
听说他们黏踢踢

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- 不会吧
- 没错

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00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,499
你唬咙我的吧？

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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,914
你们在讲我们的八卦吗？

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00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,422
你们最好别乱讲
我不是叫你要保密

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别惹她不开心，她是我的姘头
金害，说漏嘴了

219
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你这个大嘴巴

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拍谢，我们都听到了

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- 好劲爆
- 喵

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你们在八卦吗？不准八卦，去人事处

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（人事处）

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我叫你们来是因为听说有争执

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- 很重要的是…
- 是她起头的

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- 你竟敢
- 你管我

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00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:27,983
好大的胆子，你们俩被炒鱿鱼了

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- 你不能炒我鱿鱼
- 来不及了

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等等，抱歉，我不是有意的

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- 姊妹们抱抱
- 抱抱

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我在抱空气，好想哭

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谁来写信给我啊

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忍者龟太郎，请回答

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我是黑麻麻骑士纳特，完毕

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忍者龟太郎，就定位没？

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我即将发动攻击了

237
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,679
您满意最重要，绝对没问题

238
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,484
拉基雄博士

239
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,817
你们想七千个打一个

240
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,830
但你们一定没料到一点

241
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,492
我还有帮手

242
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,410
龟太郎，上啊

243
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,335
龟太郎？

244
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,219
不要

245
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,431
死定了

246
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,596
龟太郎，告诉我老婆

247
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,516
我好爱她

248
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,570
家仁房屋，亨利

249
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,533
与莎拉

250
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,402
家仁房屋

251
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,028
买房子来家仁，包君满意

252
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,027
忍者龟太郎，你去哪了？

253
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,869
请稍候一下

254
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,914
你明明答应
下午要一起打爆拉基雄博士

255
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,119
结果你晃点，他占领了大半西欧

256
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,880
种族情势愈来愈紧张

257
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
是啊

258
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,377
讲完这通电话就陪你，好吗？

259
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,377
真的？

260
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,378
- 再5分钟
- 我们就下班

261
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,050
我们保证

262
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,298
全年无休，家仁房屋的保证

263
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,550
永远不打烊

264
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,891
- 瞧，那是我们的广告扛棒
- 上面写什么？

265
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,217
- 全年无休
- 全年无休

266
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,102
全年无休，一秒也不休

267
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,560
红灯了，停车，要守交通规则

268
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,810
我最爱你，底迪

269
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,282
我们是死党，就跟连体婴一样

270
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,322
我们礼让

271
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,565
凯尔，这间房子会让你大赚一笔

272
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,567
正如我们所说，包君满意

273
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,449
妈，爸

274
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,076
我决定要一个底迪

275
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,495
- 亲爱的，你能…
- 请稍候一下好吗？

276
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,584
尴尬了

277
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,419
我们一家三口很幸福啊

278
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,635
我为什么不能有个底迪？

279
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,804
很简单啊，要去哪里买？

280
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,297
你们干嘛傻笑不回答我？

281
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,757
那我是哪来的？

282
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,760
- 笑点在哪？
- 快转移话题啦

283
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,600
够罗，现在车里的气氛超诡异

284
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,767
小乖，你真可爱

285
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,646
但我们有了你

286
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,273
已经心满意足了

287
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,480
没错

288
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,001
不，没关系，你能随时打给我们

289
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,799
早中晚都能打来

290
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,302
周末，假日

291
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,134
我们连圣诞节都会接电话

292
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,299
不会吧，我们会吗？

293
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,967
真的，圣诞节打来也行

294
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,533
（送子鸟，想要宝宝吗？写信来）

295
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,646
（寄信）

296
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,321
（宅急便，快速又便利）

297
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:17,036
（今天就写信来）

298
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,838
“亲爱的宝宝宅急便公司”

299
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,553
“我们是名叫亨利和莎拉的大人”

300
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:27,594
“我们为人父母
有个十全十美的儿子纳特”

301
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,720
“他值得有一个底迪”

302
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,180
“身为大人，我们相信”

303
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,099
“这个宝宝不会忍者飞踢就要退货”

304
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,849
“谨启，大人父母”

305
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,770
“亨利和莎拉，逗点，大人”

306
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,570
“不是纳特”

307
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,612
“附注，他一定要会忍者飞踢”

308
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,778
赞啦

309
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,782
搞定

310
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,902
（人类禁入）

311
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,096
祝小丽生日快乐，祝你生日快乐

312
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,347
姊妹们，揪甘心，我好感动

313
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,926
你不觉得朱尼尔把你丢在这里
是想摆脱你？

314
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,811
小雪，没礼貌，你嘴巴很坏耶

315
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,938
干嘛？我忍不住，朋友才会说实话

316
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,355
我平常很有修养，但请你出去

317
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,108
信来了

318
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,607
（收件者：送子鸟，人类宝宝部门）

319
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,359
人类宝宝部门

320
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,121
没听说过

321
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,532
他说第一守则是不准离开

322
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,948
但如果我不送信

323
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,660
我就算是失职

324
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,036
- 我会帮你顾
- 好，感恩

325
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,800
好消息，我搞定小丽的问题了

326
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,460
干得好

327
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,975
周一你准备升官了

328
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,812
在那之前千万别捅娄子

329
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,727
了你当上老板，我们能干嘛？

330
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,305
不了，请说

331
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,810
我们一起吃香喝辣

332
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,482
一起放眼美好未来，一起打造团队

333
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,151
一起穿名牌西装

334
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,743
你不会再孤伶伶的

335
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,994
因为全家福集团就是你的家人

336
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,529
- 啥米？
- 我就像是你老爸

337
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,991
你就像我儿子

338
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,750
我的接班人

339
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,423
- 既然是一家人…
- 糟了，糟了

340
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,333
糟了，糟了…

341
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,541
要怎么关掉？

342
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,712
还会一起打壁球和钓鱼

343
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,256
为什么有这么多荧幕？

344
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,554
关掉，关掉

345
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,842
你即将美梦成真

346
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,734
夯董，谈话愉快

347
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,353
我真是猪头

348
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,561
我早该开除她，为什么说不出口？

349
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,571
小丽

350
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:30,859
嗨

351
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,067
你怎么出来了？我明明说不准离开

352
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,697
安啦，我有分身帮我顾

353
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:35,741
啥米？

354
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,027
我们要赶紧离开

355
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,950
快来，我们得闪人了

356
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,709
你托付我重责大任，我不会让你失望

357
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,423
全家福大放送

358
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,923
等等，不要

359
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,644
这是宝宝制造机耶

360
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,562
这是宝宝制造机？

361
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,637
毁了，毁了

362
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,228
掰了

363
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,604
你干嘛放信进去？

364
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,311
达阵，小丽

365
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,821
少得意了

366
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,152
信应该送去那里才对

367
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,398
（信件区）

368
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,947
你是天才，我错了

369
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,746
你嘛帮帮忙

370
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,799
这台机器干嘛不早点扔掉？

371
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:32,763
欧麦尬

372
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,590
我居然能看到这一幕，你有看到吗？

373
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,468
朱尼尔，真是太神了

374
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,136
（紧急取消）

375
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,930
按钮干嘛装在那里？

376
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,476
不会吧

377
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:09,711
关掉没？

378
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,286
好像停了

379
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,130
没事吧？你的翅膀好像有点歪了

380
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,008
我的翅膀没事，好到不行

381
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,550
看起来不妙

382
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,050
走吧

383
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,561
这地方很危险

384
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,562
那是虾咪？

385
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,475
哇咧哩

386
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,573
- 发生什么事？
- 怎么了？

387
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,818
妈，爸

388
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,369
送子鸟要送底迪来给我

389
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,703
小乖，你在做梦喔

390
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,869
儿子，快回去睡吧

391
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,538
这是我人生最快乐的一天

392
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,167
这是我人生最悲惨的一天
夯董会宰了我

393
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,166
- 为什么不能告诉别人？
- 你疯了吗？

394
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,298
要是被人发现，我就GG了

395
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,135
我的升官发财梦就泡汤了

396
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,802
不要

397
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:05,894
快啦

398
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,062
哩厚

399
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,861
- 嗨，马屁鸽
- 你好

400
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,484
好酷的钢铁背包

401
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,401
新款的包裹？装了什么？

402
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,199
- 棒棒糖
- 毒气

403
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,740
酷喔，昨晚有看球赛吗？

404
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,699
- 看了，乱精彩一把的
- 打得好棒

405
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,369
可惜输在最后一节

406
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,708
- 超可惜的
- 有够呕的

407
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,503
可是在最后关头，我们反败为胜

408
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:34,538
- 没错
- 好耶

409
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,550
没想到最后一秒又被逆转

410
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,422
- 气到吐血
- 有够扫兴

411
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,339
- 然后逆转回去
- 开心死惹

412
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,088
- 然后又被逆转
- 伤心死惹

413
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,090
然后又逆转回去

414
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,391
我差点心脏病发作

415
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,564
然后又被逆转回去

416
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,272
- 好刺激，到了，回头见
- 掰

417
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,733
酷喔，没问题

418
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,524
等一下

419
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,688
昨晚根本没有球赛

420
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,028
哇咧

421
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:01,532
（全家福网购）

422
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,915
快点，去我的工作室，那里很安全

423
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,751
很好，没事

424
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,584
一定会很好的

425
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,789
我们只要低调一点就行

426
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,210
要是被人看到我带着宝宝

427
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,089
我当老板的机会就落空了

428
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,966
所以…你在干嘛？

429
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,383
- 我想看宝宝
- 不行

430
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,301
不能打开那玩意

431
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,638
宝宝的致命吸引力会毁掉你的一生

432
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,064
记得老贾吧？

433
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,602
（宝宝贼老贾害宝宝变孤儿）

434
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,425
我想破头就是想不起来…

435
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,271
很爱演耶，就是他改变你的人生

436
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,266
- 没错
- 对啦

437
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,771
这是什么？

438
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:42,074
星期一要开大会，今天是周五

439
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,946
只要在那之前把这包裹送到
我还是能当老板

440
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,575
家仁一家子，我来啦

441
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,791
但你的翅膀断了，你不能…

442
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,124
立定计划，坚守计划

443
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,750
- 可是…
- 全家福大放送

444
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,467
我再也飞不起来了

445
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,600
那是什么？

446
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,645
什么东东？

447
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,307
那个，上面

448
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,306
那个啊

449
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,648
- 没什么啦
- 看起来像飞机

450
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,823
是有一点像飞机啦

451
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,152
赞，借我用

452
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:25,107
可是人家做了好久，花好几年

453
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,989
赞，就为了这一刻

454
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,986
- 我本来有其他用途
- 干嘛？

455
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,617
你打算用来干嘛？

456
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:35,251
替全家福送包裹是我的梦想

457
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,956
太好了，妹子

458
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:42,166
你的机会来了

459
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,797
- 我不晓得
- 好啦

460
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,087
我还不知道能不能飞

461
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,191
这样好了

462
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,522
我们就用来送宝宝吧

463
00:23:58,813 --> 00:23:59,773
你确定吗？

464
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,983
好，赶紧出发

465
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,319
坐好，我来示范怎么开飞机

466
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,196
帮帮忙，我是鸟耶

467
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,783
我包准知道怎么…

468
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,703
我错了，小的知道错了

469
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,870
（自动驾驶）

470
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,377
原来有自动驾驶键，时代进步了

471
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,843
我刚才只是测试你

472
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,383
我测试的是我的发明

473
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,376
说得也是

474
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:25,377
你的座位湿了？

475
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,468
对，刚才自由落体时我吓到闪尿

476
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,216
换个话题好吗？

477
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,136
我的宝宝

478
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:37,729
你一定很爱这间房子，贝琪
我们帮你找到理想房子了

479
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:41,064
一看到它我俩就互瞄一眼
心想不得

480
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,520
“这是他们的菜”

481
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,480
- 整修后就会美轮美奂
- 没错

482
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,570
- 虽然要花一点钱
- 起码还禁得起整修

483
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,992
- 老公，麻烦一下
- 请稍等一下

484
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,239
- 你去啦
- 什么？又不是轮到我

485
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,711
- 给我去啊
- 你耍赖

486
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,372
你想要一间紧急避难室

487
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,077
纳特？

488
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:04,883
怎么了？

489
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,376
纳特？

490
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,014
找到你了

491
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,296
- 你在做什么？
- 我在做准备

492
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,970
好，你在做准备

493
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,505
要干嘛？

494
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,641
迎接送子鸟送底迪过来

495
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,558
（送子鸟，想要宝宝？）

496
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,887
对喔

497
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:25,271
我赞成学校鼓励同学发挥想像力
不要死读书

498
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,741
但宝宝宅急便已经倒了

499
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:28,612
我知道

500
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,608
- 他们早就改行了
- 爸，你不必帮我没关系

501
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,531
不必有罪恶感，回去卖你的房子

502
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,660
走啊

503
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,366
- 快去，爸，去啊
- 什么？

504
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,416
- 那好吧
- 你一眨眼我就上大学了

505
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:42,542
你说什么？

506
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,588
没，我只是闲闲找事做

507
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,963
- 我什么都没说，你该…
- 好吧

508
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:50,010
还记得我婴儿时期吗？仿佛如昨日

509
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:50,844
什么？

510
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:52,298
什么？

511
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,051
好吧

512
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,930
爸，我顶多再崇拜你2年

513
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,307
好，这个我听见了

514
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,023
好吧，听着

515
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:02,603
5分钟，我顶多陪你5分钟
然后我们就暂停

516
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:03,940
好，5分钟

517
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,235
- 5分钟，然后…
- 就暂停

518
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,779
5分钟，然后就暂停

519
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,568
啥米？

520
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:13,705
爽身粉

521
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:16,489
宝宝爽身粉

522
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,079
启动神鸽定位追踪大绝招

523
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,259
宝宝，我们要叫你什么，宝宝

524
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,021
太奇妙了，我们是宝宝宅急便耶

525
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,733
错，我们只是在送包裹

526
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,353
也许我们该帮她取名，叫包裹好冷淡

527
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,150
不能帮包裹取名，懂吗？

528
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:49,364
简单明了，立定计划，坚守计划

529
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,065
全家福大放送

530
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,235
再回去参加送子鸟大会
董事会就会让我当老板

531
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,489
好兴奋，那朱尼尔老板有何计划？

532
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,198
那是最高机密

533
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,198
- 透露一点嘛
- 计划会很远大

534
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,330
是有多远大？

535
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,996
- 你打算做什么？
- 我现在先不谈

536
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,536
- 你还不知道吧？
- 蛤？

537
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:07,999
- 唉呀，你不知道
- 我知道

538
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:09,379
你都不知道，干嘛想当老板？

539
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:10,705
- 我知道
- 才怪

540
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,420
你笑得这么假我就知道有鬼

541
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,341
哪有

542
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:16,219
- 我戳中你的弱点了吗？
- 没有

543
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,715
- 我明明有
- 没有

544
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:18,757
我哔我哔…

545
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,270
随你戳好了，我绝对不会抓狂

546
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,182
- 我哔我哔
- 没路用啦

547
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,521
我是钢弹芭比，快说为何想当老板

548
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,146
- 钢弹芭比赞喔，这个好玩
- 我哔我哔

549
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,774
- 我们还真麻吉咧
- 为何你想当老板？

550
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:31,732
少烦了

551
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:33,648
糟了

552
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,745
太刺激了

553
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,332
你差点挂掉

554
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,327
今天学到的教训是

555
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,919
别再问我为何想当老板，对吧？

556
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:51,674
好，谈话愉快

557
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,838
谈话愉快

558
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,379
宝宝好像不开心

559
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:59,351
反正包裹快送到了

560
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,721
我们应该去看一下

561
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,060
- 别紧张
- 好，也对

562
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:14,234
看吧，包裹慢慢哭着就睡着了

563
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,708
我忍不住了

564
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,924
我控制不住，一定要打开瞧瞧

565
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,214
等等，不要

566
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,667
我要看一下

567
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,877
不行，回来

568
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,547
- 一下就好
- 少发神经了

569
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,216
- 过来开飞机
- 我要看一下

570
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,974
我们死定啦

571
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,651
起码宝宝安静了

572
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:01,821
你头壳坏掉啦，宝宝哭你就撞飞机？

573
00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,951
我刚才在后面很忙

574
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,408
你干嘛不切换到自动驾驶？

575
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:06,948
那你干嘛不自已切换？

576
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:08,621
我慌了，听我说，小丽

577
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,579
- 你撞烂飞机，听到没？
- 宝宝太安静了

578
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,670
- 你撞烂飞机
- 宝宝太安静了

579
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,085
- 宝宝太安静？
- 宝宝不对劲

580
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,803
- 你怎么不早说咧？
- 糟了

581
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,263
宝宝为什么没声音？

582
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,013
快打开，快打开

583
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,216
这东东怎么开？到底怎么开？快啊

584
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,599
欧麦尬，我刚才想到一件事

585
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,401
这个宝宝跟我同一天生日

586
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,364
是喔，谁鸟你

587
00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:37,285
飞机撞坏了，我不再需要你了

588
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,863
我要自己去送包裹，掰了

589
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,613
啥米？你要跟我拆伙？

590
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:45,202
哪来的伙？你有什么毛病？

591
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,288
你和我不是伙伴，啥都不是

592
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,913
咱们根本没作伙

593
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,870
这全是你的错，这个

594
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,040
这个

595
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,248
这个

596
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:55,707
全是你害的

597
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,876
再会，孤儿小丽

598
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:00,378
不用送了

599
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:04,087
算了，报你知，我会过得很好

600
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:09,813
人家是整个信件收发部的大红人

601
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,636
- 听不见
- 我说…

602
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,731
听你在瞎扯一通，爱哭鬼

603
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,817
我才没有哭，朱尼尔，过来

604
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,573
听不见啦，反正都是鬼扯蛋

605
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:22,284
- 我说我是大红人…
- 鬼扯蛋

606
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,159
小丽笨蛋

607
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,248
怪不得她拍逗阵

608
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:34,504
聪明到会造飞机的人
哪会去撞烂它？

609
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,667
我要赶紧送到包裹再回送子鸟山

610
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:50,310
好咧，大野狼也来参一咖

611
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,984
你们想怎样？把我打昏？

612
00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:54,144
水啦

613
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:07,279
没搞错？

614
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,410
我不要跟你说话，我在生你的气

615
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:11,327
真的吗？我好怕喔

616
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,075
我们一刀两断，没得谈，句点，切

617
00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:14,998
- 不切
- 切

618
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,496
- 不切
- 切

619
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,524
听着，我是大哥大，这小肉包是我的

620
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,022
那我是大哥大大

621
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:37,194
甭想，一山不容二虎，只有大哥大

622
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:39,865
- 你…
- 你当二哥都不配，我是大哥大

623
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:41,694
不，你想得美

624
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:49,583
刚才怎么回事？

625
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:53,042
- 那小肉包在干嘛？
- 有事吗？

626
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,208
- 拍谢，重新来过
- 好啊

627
00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,126
我要一口把她吞下去

628
00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,554
我要嗑掉她的手臂

629
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,598
- 你在替她洗脸喔
- 吃起来甜甜的耶

630
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,064
没用，闪边去

631
00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:20,023
- 你还不是，你在干嘛
- 我也想舔舔看

632
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,362
- 你煞到了吗？
- 我煞到哩

633
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:25,777
- 你煞到了吗？
- 偶也是

634
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,155
好棒棒，好棒棒啦

635
00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:28,531
大伙儿听好

636
00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:31,028
这小肉包现在是我们金光狼的老么

637
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,620
- 他说什么？
- 什么？怎么回事？

638
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:33,905
- 大声点，后面听不到
- 我们要留下她

639
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:36,368
- 后面的，我们要留下她
- 谢谢说明

640
00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:37,957
这样正好

641
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,134
任务完成，只要想办法逃离了

642
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:42,673
等等，你不把她送给真正的爸妈吗？

643
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,174
宝宝哪分得出来，宝宝都是笨蛋

644
00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:47,629
- 宝宝一点都不笨
- 宝宝超级笨

645
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,340
宝宝的智商很高，超出我们的想像

646
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,051
你连话都讲不清楚还想怎样

647
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,601
亏你有脸讲我

648
00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,814
我要教她绕圈圈

649
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,435
- 再教她学狗趴
- 赞啦

650
00:32:57,602 --> 00:32:58,692
那是我最教爱的一招

651
00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:00,813
- 别靠太近，你会吓到她
- 我哪有

652
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:07,824
- 宝宝在笑耶
- 好口爱咧

653
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,107
对了

654
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,450
不好意思我要失礼了

655
00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:14,870
拍谢

656
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,125
- 别撞了
- 拍谢

657
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:18,957
拍谢

658
00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:21,077
- 别K脸
- 拍谢

659
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,589
- 干嘛停了？
- 快点啦

660
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,836
我有好主意，我假装很痛

661
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,128
好，装痛

662
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:35,854
等等，等一下，等等

663
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,515
我想到好点子了

664
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,893
如果放我们下来，她一定会用力K我

665
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,442
没错，我会痛扁这家伙

666
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:45,476
拜托不要太大力…

667
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,940
- 我偏偏就要
- 呃…

668
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,650
我还在生你的气

669
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:50,860
放下他们

670
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,656
- 拿根树枝
- 等等，啥米？

671
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,334
还要不要打？

672
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,920
要

673
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,635
用这根小树枝会痛吗？

674
00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:07,496
会痛

675
00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:08,842
不够看

676
00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:09,836
大枝的

677
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,427
去搬根大枝的来

678
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:14,142
拍谢，朱尼尔，纯粹是应观众要求

679
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,850
带走宝宝，快逃

680
00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,485
金光狼，快追

681
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,482
快追，快追

682
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:25,687
你干嘛一直K我？

683
00:34:25,857 --> 00:34:26,897
为了引开他们注意嘛

684
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:28,146
我们快走

685
00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,196
我们该弄断吊桥

686
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,784
废话，不然我在干嘛？

687
00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,366
快追，快追

688
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:42,465
呷塞啦，笨狼

689
00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,962
金光狼，一秒变狼吊桥

690
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,590
上了，上了…

691
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:01,726
现在是怎样？

692
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,733
狼居然变成吊桥

693
00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:05,355
- 有这种事情？
- 阿灾

694
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:06,311
管它，快逃

695
00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:09,649
变成桥

696
00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:11,614
我们八成死定了

697
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,027
快追，快追

698
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,541
快逃

699
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:22,787
- 门掉了
- 别管了

700
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,705
快追到了，快追到了

701
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,127
欧麦尬，我们能用那玩意试试

702
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,666
对，用那玩意试试

703
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:32,879
快走

704
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,883
- 你是中猴喔
- 你才中猴啦

705
00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,682
金光狼，一秒变狼船

706
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,387
变成船

707
00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:45,308
- 这是哪一招？
- 太不可思议了

708
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:04,004
金光狼，一秒变潜水艇

709
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,418
变成潜水艇

710
00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:18,221
想不到狼还能变潜水艇

711
00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:20,256
我在动物频道没看过那种怪招

712
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:23,429
- 好，快上飞机
- 啥？不是坏了吗？

713
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,679
不，我用备用零件修好了

714
00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:28,352
快追上了，快追上了

715
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:36,320
- 好，出发
- 朱尼尔

716
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:41,331
（自动驾驶）

717
00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:43,042
我才不会按下去

718
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,622
等我

719
00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:46,788
我实在很想按下去

720
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,626
只要一咪咪力气就能闪人

721
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,711
别装可爱看我

722
00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:59,299
不交出小肉包，我们就吃掉你们

723
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:00,888
反正都会把你们吃掉

724
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,473
别掀底牌，先谈条件

725
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:05,559
- 然后横竖都会吃掉他们
- 了了

726
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:06,895
我们不会吃掉你们

727
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,349
现在说太迟了吧

728
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:09,899
不要，不要

729
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,191
- 朱尼尔
- 快逃

730
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:16,067
行了，快飞吧

731
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,235
这次不飞

732
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,993
- 啥米？
- 推下去再说

733
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:22,165
我干嘛救你啦？

734
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:36,589
金光狼，一秒变狼飞机

735
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,890
- 快啊，快啊
- 走罗

736
00:37:48,226 --> 00:37:50,346
小肉包，回来

737
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,360
回来，小肉包，我们不能没有你

738
00:37:54,857 --> 00:37:56,687
我的宝宝

739
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:00,784
（莎拉来电，147通未接电话）

740
00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:10,539
（前升降机）

741
00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:12,624
怎么回事？

742
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,422
再5分钟，然后暂停

743
00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:16,546
啥米？

744
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,552
- 再5分钟
- 不行

745
00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:23,298
那是烟囱，你们是要拆掉屋顶吗？

746
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,719
妈，我们要把烟囱换成宝宝溜滑梯

747
00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:27,718
方便送子鸟送底迪来

748
00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:28,890
他说了算

749
00:38:29,058 --> 00:38:31,478
不行，疯了不成，你们不能拆烟囱

750
00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,274
拜托，别让我当坏妈妈

751
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,437
- 把拔好棒，麻麻坏坏
- 说得好

752
00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:37,266
- 老爸下来聊聊
- 别拉我

753
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:39,611
亨利，别人会以为我们疯了

754
00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:40,897
我们必须告诉他

755
00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,070
告诉他什么？

756
00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:43,738
去看没营养的电视？

757
00:38:43,906 --> 00:38:46,406
我这辈子没跟儿子玩得这么开心过

758
00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:47,946
我感觉又当爹了

759
00:38:48,119 --> 00:38:50,249
那等不到宝宝怎么办？

760
00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:52,463
那就说实话罗

761
00:38:52,623 --> 00:38:55,923
烟囱能换新的
但陪伴儿子的时光一去不复返

762
00:38:56,085 --> 00:38:57,835
要是我们再戴上耳机

763
00:38:58,004 --> 00:39:00,134
下回拿下来时，儿子都多大了？

764
00:39:00,298 --> 00:39:01,588
趁我还没变成叛逆少年

765
00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:04,127
时光不等待，回忆最珍贵

766
00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:13,810
（乔里来电，家仁房屋）

767
00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,112
麻麻没有坏坏喔

768
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:24,494
哇咧，这烟囱是豆腐渣做的吗？

769
00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:27,775
- 我这小女人家才一槌就…
- 真的一槌就坏了

770
00:39:33,206 --> 00:39:35,366
好，接下来要干嘛？

771
00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:36,961
现在是周六夜晚

772
00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:40,166
只要明天把包裹送到
还来得及参加周一的大会

773
00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:43,724
刚才谢谢等我

774
00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:45,797
我听不懂你在说啥

775
00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:48,848
宝宝太MAN，宝宝做好事
但宝宝不说

776
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:50,063
你在学我说话吗？

777
00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:53,483
不像吗？这次再演得入戏一点

778
00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:56,153
对极了，偶就是这副德性

779
00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:58,022
咱们俩就这样说话

780
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,067
宝宝在闹脾气

781
00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:04,986
她很闷，我们要陪她玩

782
00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:06,324
我想想

783
00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,989
Q萌宝宝，Q萌宝宝

784
00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:10,238
手小小，脚小小

785
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:11,909
- 超Q弹，超古椎
- 别唱了

786
00:40:12,078 --> 00:40:14,328
- 超口爱，我要…
- 麻烦让一下好吗？

787
00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,077
- 让专业的来
- 你要唱歌给她听？

788
00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:19,249
对，有啥好惊讶，我号称K歌王呢

789
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:20,838
那敢情好，唱给她听吧

790
00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:25,592
吃喝穿用，这里应有尽有

791
00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:28,338
一年365天，我们风雨无阻

792
00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:31,851
全家福，全家福网购

793
00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,855
7天监赏期，不满意包退费

794
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:37,016
等等，这是哪门子的歌，根本是广告

795
00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:39,016
那我要使出大绝招罗

796
00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:41,068
- 好啊
- 全家福

797
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,192
这首歌我尬意

798
00:40:42,358 --> 00:40:45,028
打开电脑尽情瞎拚

799
00:40:58,291 --> 00:40:59,711
今晚在这里过夜好了

800
00:41:00,877 --> 00:41:02,247
朱尼尔，在说啥？你发神经…

801
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,880
- 我听不见你说话啦
- 朱尼尔？

802
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,546
听不见

803
00:41:06,257 --> 00:41:07,297
朱尼尔

804
00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:12,216
（鸽黄线，请勿超越）

805
00:41:22,398 --> 00:41:25,478
有看到一个红发妹和一只送子鸟吗？

806
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,401
小鸟和美眉？我听拢呒

807
00:41:28,571 --> 00:41:31,741
我前几天看到一对宝符合那个描述

808
00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,827
免谈，我不要跟你做朋友

809
00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:37,334
唉呦，我以为我们来电说

810
00:41:53,262 --> 00:41:54,762
这是什么变态行为？

811
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:06,650
随便，这里，还有这里

812
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,990
把你盖住

813
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:21,712
刚才怎么了？

814
00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:23,134
蛤？什么意思？

815
00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,792
你无缘无故刺破橡皮艇

816
00:42:25,962 --> 00:42:28,132
什么无缘无故，我有个人理由

817
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:30,667
反正岸边那里有个港口

818
00:42:30,842 --> 00:42:33,642
我们明天一大早出发，把包裹送达

819
00:42:35,471 --> 00:42:38,351
就直说宝宝嘛，你干嘛这么怕宝宝？

820
00:42:38,516 --> 00:42:39,516
因为这个特殊包裹

821
00:42:39,684 --> 00:42:42,234
可能会毁掉我一辈子的心血

822
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,315
- 再说来听听为何想当老板？
- 又来了

823
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,520
说嘛，为何你想当全家福的老板？

824
00:42:46,691 --> 00:42:49,321
我不知道，好吗？

825
00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:52,145
为何大家都想当老板？因为很屌啊

826
00:42:52,321 --> 00:42:54,241
好，那你会怎么做？

827
00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:57,197
- 不了，你会怎么做？
- 感谢提问

828
00:42:57,368 --> 00:43:00,248
首先，我会雇用
更多种类的鸟和动物

829
00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:02,503
其次，我会拆掉全家福的仓库

830
00:43:02,665 --> 00:43:04,085
因为那栋建筑丑死了

831
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:07,340
第三，我会恢复宝宝宅急便

832
00:43:09,213 --> 00:43:11,173
妈呀，你可以去选总统了

833
00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:13,430
我们感觉很麻吉，就像姊妹淘

834
00:43:13,593 --> 00:43:16,353
算了，当我没说，我该惦惦的

835
00:43:16,512 --> 00:43:19,392
我好想立马帮你编羽毛辫

836
00:43:27,857 --> 00:43:28,857
对了

837
00:43:29,859 --> 00:43:31,029
什么事？

838
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:33,397
既然是闺蜜就要说真心话

839
00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:35,361
我告诉你为何我要造飞机

840
00:43:35,531 --> 00:43:38,241
并不是要帮全家福网购送包裹

841
00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:41,702
我造飞机是为了找我爸妈

842
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:47,288
但你又不知道你爸妈住在哪

843
00:43:49,212 --> 00:43:51,382
老贾摔坏我的导航灯时

844
00:43:51,547 --> 00:43:53,377
我什么都没了

845
00:43:53,549 --> 00:43:54,799
只找到一片

846
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,049
这个再加上碰碰运气

847
00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:01,141
也许能够找到我爸妈

848
00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:04,767
但你为了宝宝献出你的飞机？

849
00:44:04,936 --> 00:44:05,886
对啊

850
00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:06,942
为什么？

851
00:44:07,271 --> 00:44:08,811
说不上来

852
00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:10,821
如果这个宝宝能找到家人

853
00:44:10,983 --> 00:44:12,613
应该也值得吧

854
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:14,449
对吗？

855
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:17,987
好吧，你给她取名吧

856
00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:19,777
- 真的？
- 对，请便

857
00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:20,911
钻石亮晶晶

858
00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:22,287
算了，我收回，当我没说

859
00:44:22,453 --> 00:44:23,663
来不及了，就叫她钻石亮晶晶

860
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,459
- 确定了
- 就知道你会乱取

861
00:44:25,623 --> 00:44:27,333
哪有，钻石亮晶晶是个好名字

862
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,170
你说对不对，钻石亮晶晶？

863
00:44:29,335 --> 00:44:30,875
我们会找到你爸妈

864
00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:34,295
一切会很顺利的

865
00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:38,136
你也会找到你的家人

866
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:39,512
真的？

867
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:40,929
一定会的

868
00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,257
晚安

869
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,596
晚安

870
00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:52,478
虾毁？我醒了

871
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:54,444
她是不是饿了？

872
00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:55,940
阿灾

873
00:44:56,112 --> 00:44:58,162
搞不好她只是想摇一摇

874
00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,739
我来

875
00:45:05,329 --> 00:45:07,919
欧麦尬，她眼睛张得也大太了

876
00:45:08,082 --> 00:45:09,462
好，抬起来

877
00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:15,129
我们好像一家人喔

878
00:45:15,298 --> 00:45:16,298
我们才不像一家人

879
00:45:16,465 --> 00:45:19,005
我们只是
想哄宝宝睡觉的两个衰鬼

880
00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,296
快哄她睡觉

881
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:23,009
快点，闭上眼睛

882
00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:25,061
乖，闭上眼睛

883
00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:27,024
行了吧？闭起来了？

884
00:45:27,185 --> 00:45:28,985
还没，还能看到眼珠子

885
00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:31,399
能用手动关闭吗？来

886
00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,484
- 不行啦，你在干嘛？
- 我要硬来

887
00:45:33,649 --> 00:45:35,439
等等，把眼胶拿给我

888
00:45:35,610 --> 00:45:37,240
- 什么？
- 把眼睛黏起来的胶水

889
00:45:37,403 --> 00:45:38,743
哪有那种东东

890
00:45:39,322 --> 00:45:40,282
这次搞定了

891
00:45:41,866 --> 00:45:44,026
要是她一直醒着怎么办？

892
00:45:44,202 --> 00:45:45,292
这样吧，我来顾

893
00:45:45,453 --> 00:45:47,123
你去睡吧，没关系

894
00:45:47,288 --> 00:45:50,038
不，你不睡，我也不睡
我会于心不安

895
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,168
我了，但我也会过意不去…

896
00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:53,925
我才不好意思，听我的

897
00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:56,506
反正你去睡就对了，我来顾她

898
00:45:58,299 --> 00:45:59,759
好吧，我睡了

899
00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:02,136
你竟然真的去睡

900
00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:03,893
蛤？明明是你叫我安心睡的

901
00:46:04,055 --> 00:46:05,065
这样吧

902
00:46:05,223 --> 00:46:06,723
我们不能抱抱她吗？

903
00:46:06,891 --> 00:46:08,681
不行，不能宠爱宝宝

904
00:46:08,851 --> 00:46:11,311
- 你叫她宝宝了
- 随便啦

905
00:46:12,355 --> 00:46:13,315
害羞罗

906
00:46:14,190 --> 00:46:16,230
掰了，兄弟

907
00:46:17,735 --> 00:46:19,645
你现在尬意我了吧？

908
00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:23,162
你现在尬意我了吧？

909
00:46:23,908 --> 00:46:26,118
你现在尬意我了吧？

910
00:46:26,285 --> 00:46:28,655
你现在尬意我了吧？

911
00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,999
曾经有一段时间

912
00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:35,004
你爱我爱到死

913
00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:39,971
鸽是万人迷

914
00:46:41,509 --> 00:46:43,509
你早该知道

915
00:46:43,678 --> 00:46:44,848
跳落去

916
00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,512
你现在尬意我了吧？

917
00:46:47,181 --> 00:46:48,681
你现在尬意我了吧？

918
00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:51,230
你尬意我了？

919
00:46:51,435 --> 00:46:55,435
你尬意我了？你尬意我了？

920
00:46:56,357 --> 00:46:58,027
你确定看见了？

921
00:46:58,192 --> 00:47:00,612
对，确定到不行

922
00:47:00,778 --> 00:47:02,648
好，咱们要保密

923
00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:04,162
遵命

924
00:47:04,323 --> 00:47:06,123
马屁鸽，感谢你的忠心耿耿

925
00:47:06,284 --> 00:47:08,084
还是我该叫你…

926
00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:09,874
老板

927
00:47:20,381 --> 00:47:22,091
酷喔，酷喔

928
00:47:22,592 --> 00:47:25,472
（楼顶）

929
00:47:26,137 --> 00:47:28,967
原来是SPA电梯，盖高尚

930
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,180
- 闭嘴，我在思考
- 您慢想

931
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:34,140
想到了，首先我们要拦下那件快递

932
00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:36,732
但我们不知道他们要去哪

933
00:47:36,898 --> 00:47:39,318
确实，但不必追他们

934
00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:40,573
要让他们…

935
00:47:40,735 --> 00:47:41,865
送上门来

936
00:47:42,028 --> 00:47:43,778
好耶

937
00:47:44,238 --> 00:47:45,738
那我走人了

938
00:47:45,907 --> 00:47:47,737
您真是秒速更衣

939
00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:48,909
起驾

940
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,330
光溜溜好害羞哩

941
00:47:57,293 --> 00:47:58,293
朱尼尔

942
00:47:58,794 --> 00:47:59,924
起来，我们要走了

943
00:48:00,087 --> 00:48:01,047
我还在睡啦

944
00:48:01,214 --> 00:48:02,464
好啦，要出发了

945
00:48:02,632 --> 00:48:03,972
让人家再睡一下嘛

946
00:48:04,133 --> 00:48:06,303
朱尼尔，宝宝醒了，船要开了，快走

947
00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:08,719
你去啦，你带宝宝去

948
00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:10,638
朱尼尔，人家也很累耶

949
00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:12,926
你造的孽，自己负责

950
00:48:21,609 --> 00:48:22,609
（送子鸟递送台）

951
00:50:19,018 --> 00:50:21,268
（更改递送地址？）

952
00:50:21,437 --> 00:50:22,767
（确定更改吗？）

953
00:50:22,939 --> 00:50:24,269
确定

954
00:50:24,649 --> 00:50:25,649
（新地址）

955
00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:27,186
钻石亮晶晶，快回来，不能鬼混了

956
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,240
出发了，我们赶紧去搭船

957
00:50:29,403 --> 00:50:30,953
我们要去搭船了

958
00:50:31,113 --> 00:50:33,283
- 来吧，出任务
- 回家去

959
00:50:33,449 --> 00:50:37,199
（警告，危险勿近）

960
00:50:50,132 --> 00:50:52,092
保持绝对安静

961
00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:54,890
人类看到送子鸟带着宝宝
会举报我们

962
00:50:55,054 --> 00:50:57,264
好，最后一批，收工了

963
00:51:04,397 --> 00:51:06,647
- 什么声音？
- 好像宝宝的哭声

964
00:51:06,816 --> 00:51:08,976
实在很可疑

965
00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:11,822
- 她为什么在哭？
- 不了

966
00:51:11,988 --> 00:51:12,988
尿片湿了？

967
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:14,820
不是

968
00:51:14,991 --> 00:51:15,991
肚子饿了？

969
00:51:16,993 --> 00:51:17,793
不是

970
00:51:17,952 --> 00:51:19,952
也许她想小睡，宝宝乖，快睡觉

971
00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:20,951
不是

972
00:51:21,330 --> 00:51:23,420
- 怎样？她要什么？
- 从那边传来的

973
00:51:29,005 --> 00:51:31,305
她好像要你抱，也许她想找你

974
00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:32,835
哪有这种事

975
00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:36,928
照理说她应该快乐似神仙

976
00:51:37,096 --> 00:51:38,506
我们要怎么办？

977
00:51:38,681 --> 00:51:40,181
我没辙了

978
00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:45,769
完了

979
00:51:45,938 --> 00:51:47,858
她要爆哭了

980
00:51:48,024 --> 00:51:48,864
我该拿她怎么办？

981
00:51:49,025 --> 00:51:50,155
抱她，快抱去

982
00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:07,334
没哭耶

983
00:52:08,127 --> 00:52:09,627
看样子她满喜欢我抱的

984
00:52:13,883 --> 00:52:15,053
她身上好香喔

985
00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:18,508
谁有亮晶晶的大眼睛？是你

986
00:52:18,888 --> 00:52:20,388
就是你

987
00:52:26,395 --> 00:52:28,355
糟糕，船要开了

988
00:52:31,234 --> 00:52:33,034
别来闹场，拜托

989
00:52:34,153 --> 00:52:36,663
金光狼，一秒变狼汽车

990
00:52:38,699 --> 00:52:39,909
变成汽车

991
00:52:44,372 --> 00:52:45,252
饶了我吧

992
00:52:45,414 --> 00:52:46,334
- 系上安全带
- 系好了

993
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:49,035
我的宝宝

994
00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:50,500
抢回小肉包了

995
00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,420
开这么快宝宝不安全啦

996
00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:54,008
我们为人父母了

997
00:52:54,173 --> 00:52:55,013
慢慢开就好

998
00:52:55,174 --> 00:52:56,054
这次听你的

999
00:52:56,217 --> 00:52:57,257
慢慢开

1000
00:52:57,426 --> 00:52:58,426
（小肉包）

1001
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:00,757
好，很好

1002
00:53:01,430 --> 00:53:02,930
小肉包，舒服吗？

1003
00:53:03,933 --> 00:53:04,893
小肉包？

1004
00:53:05,059 --> 00:53:06,729
我们又弄丢她了

1005
00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:09,767
赶快，走这里比较快

1006
00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:16,069
等等，你怎么跑得怪怪的？

1007
00:53:16,237 --> 00:53:18,027
是什么情形？

1008
00:53:18,781 --> 00:53:20,571
鸟的天敌

1009
00:53:20,741 --> 00:53:22,581
玻璃

1010
00:53:28,207 --> 00:53:30,417
鸟看不见玻璃

1011
00:53:33,129 --> 00:53:34,299
把小肉包还来

1012
00:53:34,463 --> 00:53:36,633
快走，小丽，我要壮烈牺牲了

1013
00:53:36,799 --> 00:53:38,629
你把宝宝带走，自己递送她

1014
00:53:38,801 --> 00:53:40,801
什么？不，我不会丢下你

1015
00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:42,810
我们能一起搞定

1016
00:53:42,972 --> 00:53:44,932
小肉包在哪里？

1017
00:53:45,099 --> 00:53:47,059
- 好吧，小丽，你领我走
- 小肉包！小肉包！

1018
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,600
- 好，左，右，直走
- 小肉包在哪里？

1019
00:53:49,770 --> 00:53:51,900
直走，左，右

1020
00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:54,900
完了，我乱掉了

1021
00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:57,317
又是右，我是说左，左

1022
00:53:57,486 --> 00:53:58,646
右，我是说右

1023
00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:00,738
左，左，右，右

1024
00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:02,567
左，左，左，右

1025
00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:04,082
右左，错，是左右

1026
00:54:05,661 --> 00:54:08,331
右，左，我舌头打结了

1027
00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:10,077
行不通啦

1028
00:54:12,001 --> 00:54:13,961
我们联手搞定了

1029
00:54:14,504 --> 00:54:17,134
撞得我七晕八素，有几片撞到好几次

1030
00:54:19,133 --> 00:54:20,303
要命

1031
00:54:24,347 --> 00:54:27,177
有够背的，鸟进玻璃工厂准没好下场

1032
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:28,930
- 小肉包
- 快走

1033
00:54:33,439 --> 00:54:35,319
首先，我们要带走小肉包

1034
00:54:35,483 --> 00:54:37,823
把她养育成坚强独立的女性

1035
00:54:37,985 --> 00:54:40,695
然后咧，吃掉你们

1036
00:54:41,447 --> 00:54:42,697
我们是好搭档

1037
00:54:42,865 --> 00:54:45,115
我的宝宝

1038
00:54:46,202 --> 00:54:49,042
那是我的宝宝

1039
00:54:49,705 --> 00:54:50,865
是老贾

1040
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,120
我的宝宝

1041
00:54:56,295 --> 00:54:58,125
- 不要
- 我的宝宝

1042
00:54:58,297 --> 00:55:00,667
放手，放开我们

1043
00:55:02,343 --> 00:55:04,223
金光狼，一秒变…

1044
00:55:05,513 --> 00:55:06,893
伤心小站

1045
00:55:07,056 --> 00:55:08,556
哭哭

1046
00:55:09,892 --> 00:55:10,732
离我们远一点

1047
00:55:10,893 --> 00:55:11,893
- 走开啦
- 别过来

1048
00:55:12,061 --> 00:55:13,021
- 回家去
- 滚开

1049
00:55:13,187 --> 00:55:14,227
别逼我打你

1050
00:55:14,397 --> 00:55:16,147
听我解释

1051
00:55:16,315 --> 00:55:18,645
我不想听，你害我变孤儿只说伤脑筋

1052
00:55:18,818 --> 00:55:20,688
伤什么脑筋，谁会那么白目？

1053
00:55:20,862 --> 00:55:22,362
听我解释好不好？

1054
00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:24,990
老兄，她说不想听你解释了

1055
00:55:25,157 --> 00:55:25,987
闪边去

1056
00:55:26,158 --> 00:55:28,158
我当时爱上了你

1057
00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:32,332
- 好，你说
- 老实说我满好奇的，说来听听

1058
00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:37,545
听着，人家说宝宝宅急便很辛苦

1059
00:55:37,712 --> 00:55:38,922
全家福大放送

1060
00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:40,920
但我犯了大错

1061
00:55:41,090 --> 00:55:44,090
把你的导航灯摔得四分五裂

1062
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:47,930
我花一辈子在寻找那些碎片

1063
00:55:48,097 --> 00:55:50,677
希望能送你去找爸妈

1064
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:52,770
可是找了这么多年

1065
00:55:52,935 --> 00:55:54,765
就是找不到最后一片

1066
00:55:55,771 --> 00:55:57,441
- 但我发了誓
- 不会吧，等等

1067
00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,397
我会代替你的父母，小丽

1068
00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:01,237
就算牺牲这条老命也拚死保护你

1069
00:56:01,402 --> 00:56:02,952
那一片在我这里

1070
00:56:04,405 --> 00:56:05,775
再说一次，什么？

1071
00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:08,078
那一片在我这里

1072
00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:18,252
我的家耶

1073
00:56:18,961 --> 00:56:20,211
我要回家了

1074
00:56:20,796 --> 00:56:24,126
我终于能见到真正的家人了

1075
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,930
欧麦尬

1076
00:56:27,094 --> 00:56:28,974
奇蹟发生了，朱尼尔，你能相信吗？

1077
00:56:29,138 --> 00:56:32,558
不相信，但太棒了，那你该走了

1078
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:36,100
先等我们送完宝宝，但好开心

1079
00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:38,230
不，宝宝交给我就行

1080
00:56:38,397 --> 00:56:39,567
你该回家了

1081
00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:41,782
不，我们一定要把宝宝送到家

1082
00:56:41,943 --> 00:56:43,903
抱歉打断你，说来奇怪

1083
00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:45,820
刚才听你说“真正的家人”时

1084
00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:47,488
我的心好像被刺了一下

1085
00:56:47,657 --> 00:56:49,827
但我知道自己太傻了

1086
00:56:49,992 --> 00:56:52,242
我是鸟类，你是少根筋的人类

1087
00:56:52,411 --> 00:56:54,911
这也不是我们的宝宝，是别人的

1088
00:56:55,665 --> 00:56:58,135
我们没有血缘关系，但真的像一家人

1089
00:56:58,292 --> 00:56:59,672
说是这么说啦

1090
00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:03,626
但其实我们只是快递的同事，就酱

1091
00:57:03,798 --> 00:57:04,968
懂我的意思吧？

1092
00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:06,472
你应该回到自己的世界

1093
00:57:06,634 --> 00:57:07,844
懂我的意思吧？

1094
00:57:08,010 --> 00:57:09,680
不，朱尼尔，我们是搭档好吗？

1095
00:57:09,846 --> 00:57:10,846
我们要一起送宝宝

1096
00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:13,183
然后去见我爸妈
再带他们参观送子鸟山

1097
00:57:13,349 --> 00:57:14,679
我原本是要开除你

1098
00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:16,848
懂吗？

1099
00:57:17,353 --> 00:57:19,653
你原本是要开除我？

1100
00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:20,984
对

1101
00:57:21,148 --> 00:57:24,028
说是甩掉、解放也行，反正要开除

1102
00:57:24,193 --> 00:57:25,613
可是我没有，结果变成这样

1103
00:57:25,778 --> 00:57:28,028
所以你回送子鸟山也没意义

1104
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,000
但谁在乎？你该去见真正的家人了

1105
00:57:36,163 --> 00:57:38,043
太兴奋了，对吧？

1106
00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:42,672
听着，我觉得这样最好，懂吗？

1107
00:57:45,214 --> 00:57:47,134
那一直是你的梦想

1108
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,300
对，我想见我家人，我最好马上出发

1109
00:57:51,762 --> 00:57:53,972
一定会很好的，我会好好照顾她

1110
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:56,310
好吧，那好

1111
00:57:58,269 --> 00:57:59,689
再见，小ㄚ头

1112
00:57:59,854 --> 00:58:01,694
祝回家路途顺利

1113
00:58:02,607 --> 00:58:05,317
要保重喔

1114
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,900
一路平安

1115
00:58:33,137 --> 00:58:34,347
我好害怕

1116
00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:37,604
他们是你的家人，他们会爱你的

1117
00:58:41,896 --> 00:58:43,606
我会与你同在

1118
00:58:44,273 --> 00:58:45,483
把手机给我

1119
00:58:45,650 --> 00:58:47,900
我最爱捕捉家人相聚的时刻

1120
00:58:49,403 --> 00:58:52,533
好，开始拍罗

1121
00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:05,092
很好

1122
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:07,420
按门铃

1123
00:59:09,841 --> 00:59:11,971
我没听见门铃声

1124
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,466
你说得对，我们慢慢来

1125
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:20,931
这一刻我等了一辈子

1126
00:59:23,437 --> 00:59:24,267
小丽？

1127
00:59:40,329 --> 00:59:41,959
是送子鸟

1128
00:59:46,544 --> 00:59:47,294
老天

1129
00:59:47,461 --> 00:59:49,051
- 去开门
- 欧麦尬

1130
00:59:49,213 --> 00:59:50,093
好，保持微笑

1131
00:59:50,256 --> 00:59:52,416
- 我有点紧张
- 大家冷静

1132
00:59:55,928 --> 00:59:57,178
（市政府警察局）

1133
00:59:57,346 --> 00:59:58,096
（禁制令）

1134
00:59:58,264 --> 00:59:59,224
你们家有违建

1135
00:59:59,390 --> 01:00:01,520
- 什么？
- 限期拆掉

1136
01:00:03,561 --> 01:00:04,311
夯董？

1137
01:00:04,478 --> 01:00:05,228
你被开除了

1138
01:00:05,396 --> 01:00:06,306
可是…

1139
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,400
可是个头，你笨到没药救
这种烂伪装你也信？

1140
01:00:11,944 --> 01:00:13,614
我以为这一带在都更

1141
01:00:13,779 --> 01:00:17,619
没想到会在这见到你
对喔，是我设计你的

1142
01:00:18,075 --> 01:00:19,075
抓走小家伙

1143
01:00:23,039 --> 01:00:24,709
等等，不要带走宝宝

1144
01:00:26,417 --> 01:00:28,287
安啦，她会没事的

1145
01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:29,711
企鹅厉害得咧

1146
01:00:29,879 --> 01:00:32,299
专家一致推崇企鹅是优良父母典范

1147
01:00:35,801 --> 01:00:36,931
她还会成为游泳健将

1148
01:00:37,094 --> 01:00:39,854
等她长大，我们会送她回人类世界

1149
01:00:40,014 --> 01:00:42,184
太瞎了，现在就要送她去

1150
01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:45,770
新主管不小心制造个宝宝的事
传出去就糟了

1151
01:00:45,937 --> 01:00:47,937
股价会暴跌，我们打造的一切

1152
01:00:48,105 --> 01:00:50,185
我的整间公司会一败涂地

1153
01:00:50,358 --> 01:00:52,028
这消息绝不能流出去

1154
01:00:52,193 --> 01:00:53,993
好，我们准备走了

1155
01:00:55,571 --> 01:00:57,701
吓死宝宝了吧

1156
01:00:58,991 --> 01:01:00,081
这样行了

1157
01:01:08,251 --> 01:01:10,041
- 禁制令？
- 为什么？

1158
01:01:10,211 --> 01:01:12,841
这是违建，况且一看就很危险

1159
01:01:13,005 --> 01:01:16,215
不能拆掉，那样送子鸟就送不了底迪

1160
01:01:26,602 --> 01:01:28,732
纳特，警察杯杯说得对

1161
01:01:28,896 --> 01:01:31,936
送子鸟早就不送宝宝了

1162
01:01:32,108 --> 01:01:33,898
那我们干嘛弄得跟真的一样？

1163
01:01:34,068 --> 01:01:37,488
因为我们陪你一起玩很开心

1164
01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:40,575
儿子，我们全家在一起

1165
01:01:40,741 --> 01:01:42,411
那才是最重要的

1166
01:01:43,619 --> 01:01:46,079
所以会开罚单或只是警告？

1167
01:01:46,247 --> 01:01:49,707
- 感觉像个警告，对吗？
- 对，我们以后不会再犯

1168
01:02:25,369 --> 01:02:26,829
小乖

1169
01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:31,496
来吧

1170
01:02:35,546 --> 01:02:37,086
（计程车）

1171
01:02:37,256 --> 01:02:38,256
啥米？

1172
01:02:44,514 --> 01:02:46,934
欧麦尬，你没事吧？
怎么回事？宝宝在哪里？

1173
01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:48,349
他们把我绑住，带她走了

1174
01:02:48,518 --> 01:02:51,598
你怎么会以为这是她家？
周围全是一堆阴森仓库

1175
01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:52,561
我以为在都更

1176
01:02:52,730 --> 01:02:54,610
他们怎么能带她走？她是你的责任

1177
01:02:54,774 --> 01:02:56,034
不是我的错，好吗？

1178
01:02:56,192 --> 01:02:57,692
我不是怪你，我只是担心宝宝

1179
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,860
我也很担心，才会大吼大叫

1180
01:03:00,029 --> 01:03:01,279
吼来吼去只是在浪费时间

1181
01:03:01,447 --> 01:03:02,357
我们要怎么回公司？

1182
01:03:02,532 --> 01:03:03,702
（冰箱，选购）

1183
01:03:03,866 --> 01:03:05,076
你还有心情瞎拚？

1184
01:03:05,243 --> 01:03:06,083
你在干什么？

1185
01:03:06,244 --> 01:03:07,044
（冰箱，退货）

1186
01:03:10,748 --> 01:03:13,208
我了了，这样才能躲进箱子里
利用快速退货回到公司

1187
01:03:13,376 --> 01:03:14,536
- 没错
- 赞

1188
01:03:15,086 --> 01:03:17,416
等一下，朱尼尔，怎么回事？

1189
01:03:17,713 --> 01:03:20,223
（送子鸟大会，盒子有创意）

1190
01:03:20,383 --> 01:03:21,383
这是在干嘛？

1191
01:03:21,551 --> 01:03:23,301
是送子鸟大会

1192
01:03:23,469 --> 01:03:26,389
每年送子鸟都会为了一件大事聚集

1193
01:03:26,722 --> 01:03:27,722
送子鸟大会

1194
01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:31,390
地表最盛大的送子鸟聚会，宗旨是…

1195
01:03:31,561 --> 01:03:32,901
- 朱尼尔？
- 怎样？

1196
01:03:33,062 --> 01:03:34,562
你在嗨什么？我们要救宝宝

1197
01:03:34,730 --> 01:03:37,980
人家是大会的头号粉丝嘛，这超炫的

1198
01:03:38,442 --> 01:03:39,572
那里，你看，你看

1199
01:03:39,735 --> 01:03:41,645
他们要去顶楼停机坪

1200
01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:45,490
干嘛？消除紧张嘛

1201
01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:49,658
介绍全球首创的球型箱

1202
01:03:49,829 --> 01:03:51,249
梦想球

1203
01:03:52,915 --> 01:03:56,455
运送梦想到大街小巷

1204
01:03:57,962 --> 01:03:59,422
这么多鸟要怎么过去？

1205
01:03:59,589 --> 01:04:01,129
哩厚

1206
01:04:01,591 --> 01:04:03,591
我装满了梦想

1207
01:04:04,427 --> 01:04:06,757
你们不该回来这里

1208
01:04:08,764 --> 01:04:10,184
拍谢，大哥

1209
01:04:10,808 --> 01:04:12,138
我装满了梦想

1210
01:04:12,310 --> 01:04:13,140
小丽，听我说

1211
01:04:13,311 --> 01:04:15,481
就算抢回宝宝也不可能逃出这里

1212
01:04:15,646 --> 01:04:19,106
送子鸟大会超大的
全世界的送子鸟都来了

1213
01:04:19,275 --> 01:04:20,325
拜托闭上你的鸟嘴

1214
01:04:20,484 --> 01:04:23,114
拍谢，人家只是太激动，快走

1215
01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:58,609
放下那个宝宝

1216
01:05:53,411 --> 01:05:55,041
谅你也不敢

1217
01:05:55,204 --> 01:05:57,044
我们一整个敢

1218
01:06:20,396 --> 01:06:23,106
成长分析报告显示，频宽升级…

1219
01:06:23,274 --> 01:06:26,034
对创意核心组件有实质的帮助

1220
01:06:26,194 --> 01:06:27,074
我收到你的简讯

1221
01:06:27,236 --> 01:06:28,736
拍谢，只找到一个喷射背包

1222
01:06:28,905 --> 01:06:30,075
好，给我，我来带她

1223
01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:31,699
- 什么？不，我来带她
- 免谈

1224
01:06:31,866 --> 01:06:33,906
- 你上次把她丢包
- 谁叫你先丢下我们

1225
01:06:34,076 --> 01:06:36,366
- 谁叫你先开除我
- 因为你什么都很逊

1226
01:06:36,537 --> 01:06:39,037
- 认识你算我倒楣
- 是我比较倒楣

1227
01:06:39,207 --> 01:06:42,127
唯一的好事只有这个宝宝
我要带她走

1228
01:06:42,293 --> 01:06:44,593
这孩子是块宝，你不配，我要带她走

1229
01:06:44,754 --> 01:06:45,754
- 我要带她走
- 我要带她走

1230
01:06:45,922 --> 01:06:47,762
- 我要带她走
- 我要带她走

1231
01:06:49,634 --> 01:06:52,934
那是啥米碗糕？

1232
01:06:55,765 --> 01:06:58,565
裤裤掉下来了，好凉快

1233
01:07:09,946 --> 01:07:11,946
- 我们要逃去哪？
- 我哪知

1234
01:07:13,574 --> 01:07:14,954
好，此路不通

1235
01:07:15,117 --> 01:07:16,117
此路也不通

1236
01:07:16,577 --> 01:07:17,407
大家好

1237
01:07:18,371 --> 01:07:19,791
这也太吓人了

1238
01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:22,964
交出那玩意

1239
01:07:26,462 --> 01:07:27,882
敢再靠近一步

1240
01:07:28,047 --> 01:07:29,377
（收件者：送子鸟，人类宝宝部门）

1241
01:07:29,549 --> 01:07:31,299
我就放进去

1242
01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:35,969
朱尼尔，听着，交出宝宝

1243
01:07:36,138 --> 01:07:38,308
我们就既往不咎

1244
01:07:38,474 --> 01:07:39,564
更好康的

1245
01:07:39,725 --> 01:07:41,765
你还是能当老…

1246
01:07:47,608 --> 01:07:49,988
这次怎么不管用？老…

1247
01:07:51,237 --> 01:07:52,447
（信件区）

1248
01:07:52,989 --> 01:07:53,989
一个宝宝？

1249
01:07:54,991 --> 01:07:56,831
送你100万个怎样？

1250
01:07:56,993 --> 01:07:57,953
等等，不要

1251
01:08:00,121 --> 01:08:02,501
危险，危险

1252
01:08:02,665 --> 01:08:05,255
我好像太冲动了

1253
01:08:09,505 --> 01:08:11,165
不要

1254
01:08:29,650 --> 01:08:30,690
（全家福网购）

1255
01:09:22,995 --> 01:09:25,575
关掉啊，关掉啊

1256
01:09:25,748 --> 01:09:27,538
马上给我关掉

1257
01:09:46,602 --> 01:09:48,562
快关掉，快关掉

1258
01:09:48,729 --> 01:09:51,569
阿母，挖出运啦

1259
01:10:02,952 --> 01:10:03,952
GG啦

1260
01:10:22,805 --> 01:10:23,755
快走

1261
01:10:23,931 --> 01:10:24,721
快啊

1262
01:10:24,891 --> 01:10:26,891
快去，抱走宝宝

1263
01:10:39,655 --> 01:10:40,985
- 这里，传给我
- 接好

1264
01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:41,987
接到

1265
01:10:43,451 --> 01:10:44,621
别挡路

1266
01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:48,660
完了

1267
01:10:53,252 --> 01:10:56,342
100万个宝宝

1268
01:11:02,970 --> 01:11:03,720
嗨

1269
01:11:03,888 --> 01:11:04,718
- 糟了
- 不要

1270
01:11:04,889 --> 01:11:05,639
可恶

1271
01:11:08,059 --> 01:11:10,559
我早在八百年前就该做这件事

1272
01:11:10,728 --> 01:11:13,478
毁掉宝宝制造机

1273
01:11:13,648 --> 01:11:14,478
你住手

1274
01:11:14,649 --> 01:11:15,689
- 我就要
- 你住手

1275
01:11:15,858 --> 01:11:17,528
- 我就要
- 你住手

1276
01:11:17,985 --> 01:11:19,735
我能陪你耗整天，但我得先…

1277
01:11:19,904 --> 01:11:21,704
毁掉宝宝制造机

1278
01:11:22,865 --> 01:11:25,155
莎哟娜啦，宝宝制造机

1279
01:11:29,038 --> 01:11:30,458
那是啥？

1280
01:11:31,165 --> 01:11:32,535
就说宝宝很聪明呗

1281
01:11:35,461 --> 01:11:37,961
宝宝很笨，超级无敌笨

1282
01:11:38,130 --> 01:11:39,260
- 不要
- 不，等等，不

1283
01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:40,473
- 钻石亮晶晶，还来
- 给我立刻停止

1284
01:11:40,633 --> 01:11:41,593
停止，停止

1285
01:11:43,719 --> 01:11:44,889
别玩了

1286
01:11:45,054 --> 01:11:45,804
什么？

1287
01:11:46,222 --> 01:11:48,562
不要

1288
01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:27,468
给我过来，把老子救出去

1289
01:12:30,391 --> 01:12:32,391
乖，别乱动

1290
01:12:42,528 --> 01:12:43,528
啥米？

1291
01:12:47,825 --> 01:12:48,735
这下惨了

1292
01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:51,684
全家福大放送

1293
01:13:54,559 --> 01:13:55,389
你成功了

1294
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,940
我能听到我骨头快碎了

1295
01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:01,441
该降落了，真是夭寿痛

1296
01:14:01,607 --> 01:14:04,067
成功了，我们是一家人

1297
01:14:04,235 --> 01:14:06,155
对，我们是一家…

1298
01:14:10,783 --> 01:14:12,583
拍谢，被我搞到没FU

1299
01:14:12,743 --> 01:14:14,583
我的内出血太严重了

1300
01:14:14,745 --> 01:14:16,205
我们是一家人

1301
01:14:16,956 --> 01:14:17,956
你看

1302
01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:20,134
蛤？我的翅膀好了

1303
01:14:20,293 --> 01:14:21,503
可能只是脱臼而已

1304
01:14:21,669 --> 01:14:23,169
摔下去时刚好撞回原位

1305
01:14:23,337 --> 01:14:25,917
世事难料啊

1306
01:14:41,189 --> 01:14:42,229
不会吧

1307
01:14:42,607 --> 01:14:44,977
- 也太多了吧
- 妈呀

1308
01:14:45,151 --> 01:14:46,241
我的羽毛快被拔光了

1309
01:14:46,402 --> 01:14:48,282
现在该怎么办？

1310
01:14:48,446 --> 01:14:50,446
大家靠过来

1311
01:14:50,948 --> 01:14:54,948
有个讨厌鬼问过我为什么想当老板

1312
01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:57,579
直到今天我才知道答案

1313
01:14:57,747 --> 01:15:00,537
宝宝宅急便是我们的天职

1314
01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:03,088
那个巨大神奇的透明机器制造的

1315
01:15:03,252 --> 01:15:06,462
不是没血没肉没生命的东西

1316
01:15:06,631 --> 01:15:10,051
而是送子鸟存在这世上的意义

1317
01:15:10,218 --> 01:15:11,338
这是我们的使命

1318
01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:13,681
我们以服务客户为傲

1319
01:15:13,846 --> 01:15:16,806
就该把宝宝送到爸妈的怀抱里

1320
01:15:16,974 --> 01:15:18,184
立定计划

1321
01:15:18,351 --> 01:15:19,941
坚守计划

1322
01:15:20,102 --> 01:15:21,482
全家福大放送

1323
01:15:24,941 --> 01:15:27,441
了不起，但我们没有容器

1324
01:15:28,903 --> 01:15:31,113
等等，各位别慌，不要着急

1325
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:31,990
照过来

1326
01:15:32,281 --> 01:15:32,951
（毯子）

1327
01:15:33,115 --> 01:15:34,485
这些怎样？

1328
01:15:34,659 --> 01:15:36,449
- 好耶
- 老贾，谢谢你

1329
01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:37,749
好棒棒

1330
01:15:37,912 --> 01:15:40,582
宝宝宅急便也是鸽子的天职

1331
01:15:43,543 --> 01:15:45,383
要不要送他去看医生？

1332
01:15:45,545 --> 01:15:46,555
这个嘛…

1333
01:15:46,921 --> 01:15:47,921
无所谓啦

1334
01:17:45,998 --> 01:17:46,828
他们来了

1335
01:17:46,999 --> 01:17:47,709
欧麦尬

1336
01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:48,995
难以置信，他们来了

1337
01:17:49,168 --> 01:17:50,338
他们来了

1338
01:18:14,277 --> 01:18:15,607
请签收

1339
01:18:15,778 --> 01:18:16,858
还有这里

1340
01:18:17,029 --> 01:18:18,319
这里也要

1341
01:18:18,990 --> 01:18:21,490
这里也要，这里，还有…

1342
01:18:42,388 --> 01:18:44,058
我爱你，我的小ㄚ头

1343
01:18:45,683 --> 01:18:47,523
我们会永远爱你

1344
01:18:48,686 --> 01:18:49,976
掰

1345
01:18:51,564 --> 01:18:53,404
原来会送到门口

1346
01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:55,726
我们根本不必拆屋顶嘛

1347
01:18:55,902 --> 01:18:56,572
是啊

1348
01:18:56,736 --> 01:18:58,986
送子鸟，我订的是底迪

1349
01:18:59,155 --> 01:19:00,745
我订的是底迪啦

1350
01:19:00,907 --> 01:19:02,907
想要喂她喝奶吗？

1351
01:19:08,122 --> 01:19:09,712
忍者飞踢

1352
01:19:17,298 --> 01:19:18,508
你还好吧？

1353
01:19:18,674 --> 01:19:20,264
好到不得了

1354
01:19:21,886 --> 01:19:23,596
好难过

1355
01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:25,563
每次送宝宝都会这样吗？

1356
01:19:25,723 --> 01:19:28,313
就说呗，这一行不是人干的

1357
01:19:28,476 --> 01:19:30,636
我每次都哭个半死

1358
01:19:31,437 --> 01:19:33,267
没事，我已经好了

1359
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:35,319
看来你情绪管理很不错咧

1360
01:19:35,483 --> 01:19:37,533
对，很开心，感觉很好

1361
01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:39,780
你满酷的喔

1362
01:19:39,946 --> 01:19:41,566
乐在其中啦

1363
01:19:41,739 --> 01:19:44,369
如果想聊心事，我能陪你

1364
01:19:44,534 --> 01:19:45,704
不，心领了

1365
01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:47,698
好吧，看样子你满坚强的

1366
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:48,830
对，我是

1367
01:19:48,996 --> 01:19:50,406
- 你在抖耶
- 你才在抖啦

1368
01:19:50,581 --> 01:19:52,211
朱尼尔，哭出来没关系

1369
01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:53,385
我不想哭

1370
01:19:53,543 --> 01:19:55,383
- 别硬撑了
- 我真的不想哭

1371
01:19:55,545 --> 01:19:56,635
就哭出来嘛

1372
01:20:09,976 --> 01:20:10,976
加油

1373
01:20:11,853 --> 01:20:14,063
我们都在后面支持你

1374
01:20:17,525 --> 01:20:18,535
去啊

1375
01:20:30,538 --> 01:20:32,038
老公，谁来了？

1376
01:20:36,169 --> 01:20:37,669
爸，谁来了？

1377
01:20:43,676 --> 01:20:45,086
妈，爸？

1378
01:20:55,396 --> 01:20:56,766
好了，各位

1379
01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,269
我们使命必达了

1380
01:20:58,441 --> 01:20:59,441
走吧

1381
01:20:59,609 --> 01:21:00,609
朱尼尔

1382
01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:03,534
你要去哪？过来

1383
01:21:03,696 --> 01:21:04,446
好耶

1384
01:21:04,614 --> 01:21:06,374
- 别害臊
- 不要

1385
01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:13,576
幸福啦

1386
01:21:18,294 --> 01:21:22,134
送子鸟